…ten candles on a cake.
Ten is also, apparently, birthday cards that involve singing underwear.
That’s right. It sings. Loudly. And vibrates. Did I mention it vibrates? The waistband shakes and rattles and makes the black spots in the googly eyes dance all over.
What, you may ask, does it sing? A variation on ‘Happy Birthday’ of course…
“Happy, happy underpants!”
When you are ten, and a boy, this is enormously funny. Over and over and over again.
And that, in a nutshell, was ten.