Ten

Ten is more than two. Ten is more than five. Ten is…

…ten candles on a cake.

Ten is also, apparently, birthday cards that involve singing underwear.

That’s right. It sings. Loudly. And vibrates. Did I mention it vibrates? The waistband shakes and rattles and makes the black spots in the googly eyes dance all over.

What, you may ask, does it sing? A variation on ‘Happy Birthday’ of course…

“Happy, happy underpants!”

When you are ten, and a boy, this is enormously funny. Over and over and over again.

And that, in a nutshell, was ten.

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